AKA TheEmmaShow, Miranda's secret helper.
Magical creatures that prevent porn.
Horn[]
To make a horn, just roll a piece of pink paper into the shape of a unicorn horn, and tape it. Now decorate it.
Wear it on your head. When you see someone dressing like porn, scream "STOP IT!" and hit them right in the porn areas. That way, they'll know they're being porn, and they will stop.
To learn more about dressing porn, look at the Porn page, and watch the video. No porn is on that page.