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Are you tired of your f***ed up house? Wanna burn it down? No problem! Sabrina's Burn Your House Down Business is there to help! We have any flamethrower! One with Miranda on it, one with a cuss word on it- wait, WHAT THE FU-

If you need help with burning your house down, talk to the lady at the desk. No, not that lady. Not her. Not her! NOT F***ING HER! Yeah, that one. But who cares about her? Talk to me! Either walk here, or call us at 1-800-777-2748. And if we don't satisfy you, we don't burn your house down, we burn you down!

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