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I'm frickin' SammyClassicSonicFan, and in Sega's frickin' inbox, all I frickin' see is a bunch of frickin' fan requests for frickin' Sonic Adventure 3.

Okay, that is it, this is the final frickin' straw. I've been holding in my frickin' anger for quite some frickin' time now, but now I am going to just frickin' let it all loose and give it my frickin' all.

Apart from your frickin' hideous, frickin' nightmarish, and evidently frickin' pornographic frickin' images on frickin' DeviantART, you frickin' trolls make so many frickin' stupid decisions that I don't even frickin' know where to frickin' start!

I know that you frickin' fricks think that this frickin' outrage is somehow frickin' amusing to you, but all I see is the frickin' Sonic series being ever-so-rapidly frickin' flushed down the frickin' loo.

Of all the frickin' fanbases I've seen, this frickin' one is undoubtedly the frickin' densest. No matter how much frickin' gimmicky, stupid frickin' garbage you frickin' play, you just simply never frickin' learn that your frickin' actions have frickin' consequences.

All I ever wanted to frickin' see was a frickin' 3D-environment classic frickin' Sonic game in the frickin' style of frickin' Sonic 3 & Knuckles, but no, you frickin' moronic frickin' idiots just had to frickin' suggest frickin' Sonic 2006 sequels just for frickin' poops and chuckles.

Now look what you've frickin' done, you frickin' haters; you've made me frickin' break down and frickin' weep. Your frickin' ignorance and your frickin' greed have led me to frickin' believe that all of you frickin' Sonic fan fricks are nothing more than a bunch of frickin' mindless frickin' corporate frickin' sheep!

Please, all of you frickin' Sonic fans out there, I beg this of you every single frickin' night before bed; please stop asking for frickin' Sonic Adventure 3 and ask for frickin' Sonic & Knuckles 2 instead.

With all of our frickin' powers combined, we can assemble into a powerful supersonic frickin' hive mind that fires frickin' laser beams, healing Sonic for good and completely frickin' destroying, frickin' annihilating and frickin' obliterating all of his frickin' stupid frickin' memes.

Why on frickin' Earth should we be frickin' forced to frickin' listen to the frickin' idiotic, frickin' stupid frickin' demands of all of these frickin' selfish frickin' Rule 34 frickin' fantasizers? They are nothing frickin' more than a bunch of frickin' frickety fan fricks; no way in frickin' hell do we have to frickin' listen to these frickin' misers!

PLEASE, Sonic fans, for the love of frickin' God, STOP frickin' supporting this frickin' Sonic Adventure 3 frickin' sacrilege, STOP frickin' begging for frickin' upvotes like a frickin' dick, pardon my frickin' language, and most frickin' importantly, STOP! RUINING! SONIC!

All of you frickin' fan fricks ruined SONIC, URRRRRRGH!!! FRICK! FRICK! OW, MY FOOT! FRIIICK! URGH, FRICK! THIS IS FRICKIN' STUPID! URR, CURSE YOUUU!!! CURSE YOU, SONIC FANBASE!!! YOU ALL FRICKIN' RUINED FRICKIN' SONIC!!! FRICK YOUUU!!!

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