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[Verse 1]

I was walking through the forest of Moccasin Breath                           
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Tight Pants Body Rolls

When I saw a troll boy wearing Tight Pants

I want to own them, but can you even dance in those pants?

(Watch Me, Woman!)

They made him move like a vessel of shimmy

All sweet and tender, like a tiny baby kitty.

(Ooh?)

I need to get some, put my body in them!

Then I will rule the land!

(5, 6, 7, 8!)

[Pre-Hook 1]

Is that an Angel Baby? (NO!)

No, that's just his dance moves. (YES!)

Watch my lady honey grooves

Feed me lots of Jamba Juice

Call me 'Lady Tiger', but I never eat my young (No, No, No.)

My legs in those pants, a dream

When I would move, I'd scream:

[Hook]

"Watch out for my Body Rolls!

Watch out for my Body Rolls!

High kicks, high kicks

This is how we do it!" (x2)

[Verse 2]

I begged that boy to make me some

Got a dance like that where I come from

Grab a partner, form a line

Cut, and stitch, and make 'em shine!

Work that Elastic, it's lookin' fantastic!

P-P-P-Please stitch 'em pretty

Cause my body can't handle that!

It's just the power of the Lycra

It tickles my Tigre

Let me get inside of them and

Stretch, Stretch, Stretch!

(And they say, "You're a vessel of shimmy!")

(And activate, your dance floor kitty!)

[Pre-Hook 2]

When I place my legs in a cage of spandex

I dance like hell to release the madness!

Watch my feet pound holes through plywood!

Watch my hips crush plates of baked goods!

[Hook]

Watch out for my Body Rolls!

Watch out for my Body Rolls!

High kicks, high kicks

This is how we do it! (x2)

[Bridge]

Twas the last stitch

On the final seam

He placed onto me

My leg hairs quivered and screamed!

I knew I needed them more than ever

But then he looked at my legs and said

"NEVER."

I was already wearing Tight Pants!

I JUST DID NOT ACTIVATE THEM

(wow)

[Bridge 2]

Body Roll, Body Roll

High Kick, High Kick

This is how we do it

Let yourself do it

Body Roll, Body Roll

High Kick, High Kick

A C T I V A T E!

E N G A G E!

[Pre-Hook 3]

Well, I'm a dance floor tiger lady

Pumpin' everything she has!

Touchin' every single man!

Rubbin' every lady gland!

Work that dance floor!

They may vote you Mayor Jazz!

One day have a flag that says:

"She wore the tightest of pants!"

[Hook]

Watch out for my Body Rolls!

Watch out for my Body Rolls!

High kicks, high kicks

This is how we do it! (x2)

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