[Verse 1]
I was walking through the forest of Moccasin Breath
Tight Pants Body Rolls
When I saw a troll boy wearing Tight Pants
I want to own them, but can you even dance in those pants?
(Watch Me, Woman!)
They made him move like a vessel of shimmy
All sweet and tender, like a tiny baby kitty.
(Ooh?)
I need to get some, put my body in them!
Then I will rule the land!
(5, 6, 7, 8!)
[Pre-Hook 1]
Is that an Angel Baby? (NO!)
No, that's just his dance moves. (YES!)
Watch my lady honey grooves
Feed me lots of Jamba Juice
Call me 'Lady Tiger', but I never eat my young (No, No, No.)
My legs in those pants, a dream
When I would move, I'd scream:
[Hook]
"Watch out for my Body Rolls!
Watch out for my Body Rolls!
High kicks, high kicks
This is how we do it!" (x2)
[Verse 2]
I begged that boy to make me some
Got a dance like that where I come from
Grab a partner, form a line
Cut, and stitch, and make 'em shine!
Work that Elastic, it's lookin' fantastic!
P-P-P-Please stitch 'em pretty
Cause my body can't handle that!
It's just the power of the Lycra
It tickles my Tigre
Let me get inside of them and
Stretch, Stretch, Stretch!
(And they say, "You're a vessel of shimmy!")
(And activate, your dance floor kitty!)
[Pre-Hook 2]
When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness!
Watch my feet pound holes through plywood!
Watch my hips crush plates of baked goods!
[Hook]
Watch out for my Body Rolls!
Watch out for my Body Rolls!
High kicks, high kicks
This is how we do it! (x2)
[Bridge]
Twas the last stitch
On the final seam
He placed onto me
My leg hairs quivered and screamed!
I knew I needed them more than ever
But then he looked at my legs and said
"NEVER."
I was already wearing Tight Pants!
I JUST DID NOT ACTIVATE THEM
(wow)
[Bridge 2]
Body Roll, Body Roll
High Kick, High Kick
This is how we do it
Let yourself do it
Body Roll, Body Roll
High Kick, High Kick
A C T I V A T E!
E N G A G E!
[Pre-Hook 3]
Well, I'm a dance floor tiger lady
Pumpin' everything she has!
Touchin' every single man!
Rubbin' every lady gland!
Work that dance floor!
They may vote you Mayor Jazz!
One day have a flag that says:
"She wore the tightest of pants!"
[Hook]
Watch out for my Body Rolls!
Watch out for my Body Rolls!
High kicks, high kicks
This is how we do it! (x2)